{"id":12739,"date":"2025-05-04T14:11:44","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T14:11:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=12739"},"modified":"2025-09-08T22:14:43","modified_gmt":"2025-09-08T22:14:43","slug":"little-johnny-gets-an-f-in-math","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=12739","title":{"rendered":"Little Johnny gets an F in math"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Most people didn\u2019t enjoy math in school\u2014numbers, fractions, and percentages aren\u2019t exactly easy. 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