{"id":12768,"date":"2025-05-04T18:27:51","date_gmt":"2025-05-04T18:27:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=12768"},"modified":"2025-05-04T18:27:51","modified_gmt":"2025-05-04T18:27:51","slug":"i-want-to-type","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=12768","title":{"rendered":"I want to type!"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"bs-header\">\n<div class=\"bs-blog-thumb\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-post-image\" src=\"https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jok.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jok.jpg 526w, https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jok-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/jok-150x150.jpg 150w\" alt=\"\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<article class=\"small single\">Honey, the kids are already grown up, from now on we have to talk in code when we want to make love.<\/p><div class=\"drzkp69f5fece5e51a\" ><div style=\"width:100%; max-width:1200px; margin:0 auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/bolt-casino.com?r=0BFDBF1283\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n    <img \n      src=\"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/f8693ebb-2018-480f-a2f7-0096810c07f0.jpg\" \n      alt=\"200% Deposit Bonus + 10% Cashback\" \n      style=\"width:100%; height:auto; display:block; border-radius:8px; cursor:pointer;\"\n    \/>\n  <\/a>\n<\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.drzkp69f5fece5e51a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.drzkp69f5fece5e51a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.drzkp69f5fece5e51a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.drzkp69f5fece5e51a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.drzkp69f5fece5e51a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<p>When I tell you \u201cI want to type\u201d you come, get under the covers and we\u2019ll finish the job quickly.<\/p>\n<p>The next day\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1761866\" data-uid=\"07349\">\n<div id=\"mgw1761866_07349\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>Little John, go and tell your mom that I want to type!<\/p>\n<p>Mommy said she only has red ink..<\/p>\n<p>The next day:<\/p>\n<p>Little John, go and tell your mom that I want to type!<\/p>\n<p>Mommy said she still has red ink..<\/p>\n<p>The next day:<\/p>\n<p>Little John, go and tell your dad that now I have blue ink and I want to type!!!!!!<\/p>\n<p>Daddy said he wrote by hand\u2026<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1761865\" data-uid=\"0482e\">\n<div id=\"mgw1761865_0482e\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Honey, the kids are already grown up, from now on we have to talk in code when we want to make love. 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