{"id":12873,"date":"2025-05-05T16:58:10","date_gmt":"2025-05-05T16:58:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=12873"},"modified":"2025-05-05T16:58:10","modified_gmt":"2025-05-05T16:58:10","slug":"an-elderly-couple-had-just-crawled-into-bed-when-the-old-man-let","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=12873","title":{"rendered":"An elderly couple had just crawled into bed when the old man let."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An elderly couple had just crawled into bed<\/p><div class=\"bfgwq69f5efdf63529\" ><div style=\"width:100%; max-width:1200px; margin:0 auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/bolt-casino.com?r=0BFDBF1283\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n    <img \n      src=\"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/f8693ebb-2018-480f-a2f7-0096810c07f0.jpg\" \n      alt=\"200% Deposit Bonus + 10% Cashback\" \n      style=\"width:100%; height:auto; display:block; border-radius:8px; cursor:pointer;\"\n    \/>\n  <\/a>\n<\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.bfgwq69f5efdf63529 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.bfgwq69f5efdf63529 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.bfgwq69f5efdf63529 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.bfgwq69f5efdf63529 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.bfgwq69f5efdf63529 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\"><\/div>\n<p>when the old man let out a loud fart and proudly declared,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-6\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cSeven points!<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-11\">\n<div id=\"interesting-usa.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23207117756\/interesting-usa.com\/interesting-usa.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201dHis wife, puzzled, rolled over and asked,<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are you talking about? \u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>Not one to be left out of the fun, his wife waited a few minutes,<\/p>\n<p>then let out her own impressive fart and confidently announced,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cTouchdown! 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