{"id":13058,"date":"2025-05-07T12:14:05","date_gmt":"2025-05-07T12:14:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=13058"},"modified":"2025-05-07T12:14:05","modified_gmt":"2025-05-07T12:14:05","slug":"an-old-blind-cowboy-walks-into-a-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=13058","title":{"rendered":"An old blind cowboy walks into a bar"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An old blind cowboy accidentally wanders into an all-girl biker bar, finds his way to a barstool, and orders a Jack Daniels.<\/p><div class=\"fjzde69f5cf03dab92\" ><div style=\"width:100%; max-width:1200px; margin:0 auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/bolt-casino.com?r=0BFDBF1283\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n    <img \n      src=\"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/f8693ebb-2018-480f-a2f7-0096810c07f0.jpg\" \n      alt=\"200% Deposit Bonus + 10% Cashback\" \n      style=\"width:100%; height:auto; display:block; border-radius:8px; cursor:pointer;\"\n    \/>\n  <\/a>\n<\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.fjzde69f5cf03dab92 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.fjzde69f5cf03dab92 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.fjzde69f5cf03dab92 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.fjzde69f5cf03dab92 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.fjzde69f5cf03dab92 {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\"><\/div>\n<p>After sitting there for a while, he yells at the bartender, \u201cHey, do you want to hear a blonde joke?<\/p>\n<p>The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to the old blind cowboy says, \u201cBefore you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five important things.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>1. The bartender is a blonde girl holding a baseball bat.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\"><\/div>\n<p>2. The bouncer is a blonde girl with a billy club.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<p>3. I am a 6-foot-tall, 175-pound blonde with a black belt in karate.<\/p>\n<p>4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.<\/p>\n<p>5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\"><\/div>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-10\"><\/div>\n<p>Now, think about it seriously, Cowboy. 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