{"id":15265,"date":"2025-05-24T18:55:24","date_gmt":"2025-05-24T18:55:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=15265"},"modified":"2025-05-24T18:55:24","modified_gmt":"2025-05-24T18:55:24","slug":"two-nuns-were-shopping-at-a-7-11-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=15265","title":{"rendered":"TWO NUNS WERE SHOPPING AT A 7-11 STORE"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"bs-header\">\n<div class=\"bs-blog-thumb\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\" wp-post-image\" src=\"https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/11-1-2.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 526px) 100vw, 526px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/11-1-2.jpg 526w, https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/11-1-2-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/dhijangakosova.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/05\/11-1-2-150x150.jpg 150w\" alt=\"\" width=\"526\" height=\"526\" \/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<article class=\"small single\">Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store as they passed by the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, \u201cWouldn\u2019t a nice cool beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?\u201d<\/p><div class=\"cpxqu69fec4c6cda1c\" ><div style=\"width:100%; max-width:1200px; margin:0 auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/bolt-casino.com?r=0BFDBF1283\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n    <img \n      src=\"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/f8693ebb-2018-480f-a2f7-0096810c07f0.jpg\" \n      alt=\"200% Deposit Bonus + 10% Cashback\" \n      style=\"width:100%; height:auto; display:block; border-radius:8px; cursor:pointer;\"\n    \/>\n  <\/a>\n<\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.cpxqu69fec4c6cda1c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.cpxqu69fec4c6cda1c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.cpxqu69fec4c6cda1c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.cpxqu69fec4c6cda1c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.cpxqu69fec4c6cda1c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<p>The second nun answered, \u201cIndeed it would, sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am certain it would cause a scene at the checkout stand.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can handle that without a problem\u201d the other nun replied, and she picked up a six-pack and headed for the check-out<\/p>\n<p>the cashier had a surprised look on his face when the two nuns arrived with a six-pack of beer.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe use beer for washing our hair\u201d the nun said, \u201cback at our nunnery, we call it catholic shampoo.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Without blinking an eye, the cashier reached under the counter, pulled out a package of pretzel sticks, and placed them in the bag with the beer.<\/p>\n<p>He then looked the nun straight in the eye, smiled, and said: \u201cThe curlers are on the house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>LOL!!<\/p>\n<p>A Priest and a Nun Get Lost in a Blizzard<br \/>\nA priest and a nun were lost in a blizzard. After a while, they came upon a small cabin.<br \/>\nBeing exhausted, they prepared to fall asleep. There was a pile of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor, but only one bed.<\/p>\n<p>As a gentleman, the priest said: \u201cSister, you sleep on the bed. I\u2019ll sleep on the floor in the sleeping bag.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The moment he got zipped up in the bag and was slowly falling asleep, the nun said: \u201cFather, I\u2019m cold.<\/p>\n<p>He opened the sleeping bag, got up, took a blanket, and put it on her.<\/p>\n<p>Once again, he climbed back into the sleeping bag, zipped it up, and began to fall asleep when the nun said again: \u201cFather, I am still very cold.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He unzipped the bag, got up again, put another blanket on her, and got back into the sleeping bag once again. Just as his eyes closed, she said: \u201cFather, I\u2019m sooooo cold.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>This time he stood there and winked at the woman and smiled. Then he said: \u201cSister, I have an idea. We are here in the wilderness where no one will ever know what happened. Let\u2019s pretend we\u2019re married.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun purred: \u201cThat\u2019s fine with me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>To which the priest yelled out: \u201cOkay, so get up and get your own stupid blanket!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Oh, the beauty of marriage!<\/p>\n<p>Hope this joke makes you smile! 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