{"id":38775,"date":"2026-01-20T01:16:15","date_gmt":"2026-01-20T01:16:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=38775"},"modified":"2026-01-20T01:16:15","modified_gmt":"2026-01-20T01:16:15","slug":"drunk-guy-gets-pulled-over-the-last-test-seals-his-fate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=38775","title":{"rendered":"Drunk Guy Gets Pulled Over \u2014 The Last Test Seals His Fate"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A drunk guy gets pulled over late one night after swerving just a little too much on an empty road. The officer walks up to the window, immediately smells alcohol, and asks him to step out of the car. The man stumbles a bit but insists he\u2019s \u201ctotally fine\u201d and only had \u201ca couple.\u201d<\/p><div class=\"reqmm69f5029811b4c\" ><div style=\"width:100%; max-width:1200px; margin:0 auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/bolt-casino.com?r=0BFDBF1283\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n    <img \n      src=\"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/f8693ebb-2018-480f-a2f7-0096810c07f0.jpg\" \n      alt=\"200% Deposit Bonus + 10% Cashback\" \n      style=\"width:100%; height:auto; display:block; border-radius:8px; cursor:pointer;\"\n    \/>\n  <\/a>\n<\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.reqmm69f5029811b4c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.reqmm69f5029811b4c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.reqmm69f5029811b4c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.reqmm69f5029811b4c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.reqmm69f5029811b4c {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<p>The officer isn\u2019t convinced and starts running sobriety tests. First, he asks the guy to walk in a straight line. The man tries, nearly falls over, then claims the road is crooked. Next, the officer asks him to stand on one foot. The guy lifts his foot, wobbles, and says, \u201cI can\u2019t do this barefoot\u2026 my balance depends on my shoes.\u201d The officer just sighs and keeps going.<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-9\">\n<div id=\"tinyhouse-zone.com_responsive_2\" data-google-query-id=\"CI7n9tb4mJIDFWFApAQdmEcQBA\">\n<div id=\"google_ads_iframe_\/23201474937\/tinyhouse-zone.com\/tinyhouse-zone.com_responsive_2_0__container__\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p>Finally, the officer says, \u201cAlright. Last test. 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