{"id":6958,"date":"2025-02-22T22:32:42","date_gmt":"2025-02-22T22:32:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=6958"},"modified":"2025-02-22T22:32:42","modified_gmt":"2025-02-22T22:32:42","slug":"did-santa-get-you-that","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=6958","title":{"rendered":"Did Santa get you that?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5.<\/p><div class=\"tecsh69d944383a29a\" ><div style=\"width:100%; max-width:1200px; margin:0 auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/bolt-casino.com?r=0BFDBF1283\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n    <img \n      src=\"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/f8693ebb-2018-480f-a2f7-0096810c07f0.jpg\" \n      alt=\"200% Deposit Bonus + 10% Cashback\" \n      style=\"width:100%; height:auto; display:block; border-radius:8px; cursor:pointer;\"\n    \/>\n  <\/a>\n<\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.tecsh69d944383a29a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.tecsh69d944383a29a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.tecsh69d944383a29a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.tecsh69d944383a29a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.tecsh69d944383a29a {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-1\">\n<div id=\"M879796ScriptRootC1467388_01813\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1467388_01813\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d The cop chuckles and that?\u201d The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-3\">\n<div id=\"M879796ScriptRootC1468422_0e0b0\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1468422_0e0b0\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>\u201cNext year tell Santa that the D goes under the horse, not on top of it!\u201d<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-7\">\n<div id=\"M879796ScriptRootC1504629_030d4\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1504629_030d4\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox card-media\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\">\n<p>The little girl looks up at the cop and says, \u201cNice horse you\u2019ve got there, did Santa bring you that?\u201d The cop chuckles and that?\u201d The cop chuckles and replies, \u201cHe sure did!\u201d \u201cWell,\u201d says the little girl,<\/p>\n<div class=\"code-block code-block-2\">\n<div id=\"M879796ScriptRootC1460464_04967\">\n<div id=\"AdskeeperComposite1460464_04967\">\n<div>\n<div class=\"mgbox\">\n<div class=\"mgheader\"><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cop on horse says to little girl on bike, \u201cDid Santa get you that?\u201d \u201cYes,\u201d replies the little girl. \u201cWell tell him to put a reflector light on it next year!\u201d and fines her $5. 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