{"id":9211,"date":"2025-03-22T22:45:08","date_gmt":"2025-03-22T22:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=9211"},"modified":"2025-03-22T22:45:08","modified_gmt":"2025-03-22T22:45:08","slug":"little-girl-tells-daddy-that-mom-is-upstairs-in-the-bedroom-with-uncle-paul-his-reply-is-priceless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/?p=9211","title":{"rendered":"Little girl tells daddy that mom is upstairs in the bedroom with \u2018Uncle Paul\u2019 \u2013 his reply is priceless"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"show-inline-featured-image wp-caption alignnone\">\n<figure class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"attachment-main-thumbnail size-main-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13101729\/honey12-664x350.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 664px) 100vw, 664px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13101729\/honey12-664x350.jpg 664w, https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13101729\/honey12-400x210.jpg 400w, https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13101729\/honey12-412x216.jpg 412w, https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13101729\/honey12.jpg 1200w\" alt=\"\" width=\"664\" height=\"350\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<p>Ever feel like it\u2019s been way too long since you had a good, hearty laugh?<\/p><div class=\"uaegl69f60f69e591f\" ><div style=\"width:100%; max-width:1200px; margin:0 auto;\">\n  <a href=\"https:\/\/bolt-casino.com?r=0BFDBF1283\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">\n    <img \n      src=\"https:\/\/news-vm.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/f8693ebb-2018-480f-a2f7-0096810c07f0.jpg\" \n      alt=\"200% Deposit Bonus + 10% Cashback\" \n      style=\"width:100%; height:auto; display:block; border-radius:8px; cursor:pointer;\"\n    \/>\n  <\/a>\n<\/div><\/div><style type=\"text\/css\">\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 1201px) {\r\n.uaegl69f60f69e591f {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 993px) and (max-width: 1200px) {\r\n.uaegl69f60f69e591f {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 769px) and (max-width: 992px) {\r\n.uaegl69f60f69e591f {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 768px) {\r\n.uaegl69f60f69e591f {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n@media screen and (max-width: 767px) {\r\n.uaegl69f60f69e591f {\r\ndisplay: block;\r\n}\r\n}\r\n<\/style>\r\n\n<p>You\u2019re not alone. For many, finding reasons to laugh regularly can be a challenge, but it\u2019s more important than you might think.<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-f2a162179897810f223baffb989a4e0c\" class=\"newsner-f2a162179897810f223baffb989a4e0c newsner-bluebillywig_instream\"><\/div>\n<p>Science backs up what we all instinctively know\u2014laughter truly is the best medicine. It releases hormones that boost both your physical and mental well-being. That\u2019s why so many people make it a point to laugh every day.<\/p>\n<p>So, if you haven\u2019t had your daily dose of laughter yet, consider this your reminder to get those giggles going.<\/p>\n<p>Dive into the joke below and soak up all the benefits that a good laugh can bring. I\u2019m not sure if you\u2019ve heard this one before, but it was new to me, so I thought I\u2019d share it with you in the hope of putting a smile on your face.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-41223\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13102014\/phun1.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 849px) 100vw, 849px\" srcset=\"https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13102014\/phun1.jpg 849w, https:\/\/cdn-stories.newsner.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/3\/2024\/08\/13102014\/phun1-768x523.jpg 768w\" alt=\"\" width=\"849\" height=\"578\" \/><figcaption class=\"wp-element-caption\">Screenshot<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cHello?\u201d, \u201cHi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cNo Daddy. She\u2019s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>After a brief pause, Daddy says, \u201cBut honey, you haven\u2019t got an Uncle Paul.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh yes I do, and he\u2019s upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Brief Pause. \u201cUh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy that Daddy\u2019s car just pulled into the driveway.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOkay Daddy, just a minute.\u201d A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone. \u201cI did it Daddy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd what happened honey?\u201d he asked.<\/p>\n<div id=\"newsner-ee0f1b12af1052af0fc4f76adbbb5c8e\" class=\"newsner-ee0f1b12af1052af0fc4f76adbbb5c8e newsner-amp_article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<div id=\"newsner-2096090498\" class=\"newsner-article_inside_content\"><\/div>\n<p>\u201cWell, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn\u2019t moving at all!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cOh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cHe jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn\u2019t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he\u2019s dead.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>***Long Pause***<\/p>\n<p>Then Daddy says, \u201cSwimming pool? \u2026. Is this 486-5731?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever feel like it\u2019s been way too long since you had a good, hearty laugh? You\u2019re not alone. For many, finding reasons to laugh regularly can be a challenge, but it\u2019s more important than you might think. Science backs up what we all instinctively know\u2014laughter truly is the best medicine. 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